Melting The Cheese

When you cum in a toaster, then proceed to turn in on, causing the toaster to short-circuit and explode.

Anon: Did you see Anon melting the cheese yesterday?

by BonesTheWendigo August 29, 2019

Shmelt Melt

a term used to make fun of a rookie, or person who is new and/or should be treaded like a rookie. An Object that newbies can obtain.

hey wanna go to arbys and you can get a shmelt melt

by mets47 October 29, 2010

melt bag

A word that a boy named ‘Kian’ will use if he texts the wrong number. It’s a general insult given to anyone who crosses his path

“I didn’t even go to college you absolute melt bag”

by Sphiedid January 24, 2023

Beef Melt

Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.

I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.

by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020

finger-melting

A game in which you play street fighter 2 with a friend and you are bound to a specific ruleset, you have to choose Ken or Ryu. When the match begins both players must perform the 'hadoken' move consecutively until someone fails. The end goal is to see who wins but the real fun is to see how many times you can play until your thumb goes numb.

Friend1: Hey man, i'm having the last cookie.
Friend2: No, I am.
Friend1: Finger-melting it is then. Who ever"s thumb goes numb first wins.

by illfish February 2, 2018

Tuna melt

The female version of a Dutch oven. When a woman with a fishy smelling private area, whether she knows it or not, puts a partners head under the covers in a bed for oral pleasures.

Man, I was messing around with this girl last night, and when I lifted up the covers to go down she gave me a tuna melt.

by Chaos31 September 9, 2012

tuna melt

When going down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

Nothing like a tuna melt for nutritional value

by Da Man July 16, 2004