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Pancake Koala

A Pancake Koala is roadkill that his been hit and run over more than once, to the point the original animal is no longer identifiable.
That Pancake Koala has been laying on the side of the ride for a few days.
by AllRu June 16, 2022
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Koala Surprise

Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.

Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.
That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it
by Strikefv October 17, 2023
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Mario Koala

One of many statues commisioned by the Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary around the year 2015 and painted by artist Kate Clarke and Bernadette Wallace. These statues can be found around Gold Coast, the last sighting of the Mario Koala was outside a Timezone by popular Youtuber Polygon Donut around 26 July, 2023. The Mario koala is often moved around so using the last sighting is the best way to find the mystical being.
A: "So, have you seen the Mario Koala around here?"
B: "Yeah, we found him outside of a Timezone."
by yogha August 20, 2023
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gutted koala

A term to describe a poor looking female vagina.
"Geez mate her box was messy, looked like a gutted koala"
by Swine69 January 14, 2014
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sad koala

A half-hearted hand job where one or more of the people involved are of Australian descent.
"I only got a Sad Koala after the bonfire."

"The look in his eyes when he looked up was one of a sad koala that recently experienced a loss. He continued his work, lazily stroking, wandering from this place in his mind, back to the shores of Australia."
by SpawnOfPhlick May 23, 2016
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Koala-bearing

When someone leaps onto another person, from behind, holding onto their back with their arms and legs.
Koala-bearing

Girl 1: ugh he's so hot i just wanna koala bear him!

Girl 2: go for it, girl!!
by Koalabearluver October 5, 2017
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koala position

When she is crouching and sucking it, while hanging on to you.
We did it last night, and she was in the koala position must of the time.
by Spasticunicorn November 24, 2016
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