the kindest person on earth

Y O U

you: *looking this up* the kindest person on earth ?
Me: You :)

by OfmyCompliments November 3, 2020

you're the king

A thinly veiled insult. Short for "I hereby crown the king of dumbasses"

Nurse: "How exactly did this injury occur?"

Patient: "I skateboarded off the roof of my house and meant to land on the trampoline, but I ended up crashing into the shed instead"

Nurse: "You're the king"

by Innuendo Man July 3, 2015

Hail To The King, Baby

Uttered by Duke Nukem to show that he's the king of all that lays before him.

HAIL TO THE KING, BABY

by drrules January 25, 2011

The Kingfisher

A sexual position in which the male stands on the female's back and leans over the top of her head to bite her eyebrows. The male then moves his head vigorously back and forth as he holds onto her eyebrows with his teeth. This can be repeated as necessary until an orgasm is induced.

*Note: may also be a male
**The female must absolutely not be the king in this position. Women must always be the fish. An attempt to violate this will result in immediate castration.

"Mmmmm baby you ARE the king fisher!"

"Dude I saw my mom and dad doing this weird thing last night!..."

next morning..."uhhh what a night...wow, my eyebrows hurt....wait..FUCK! ALDIN! I TOLD YOU NOT TO KING ME WHILE IM DRUNK!!!!""Sorry baby, I couldn't resist the urge. Your eyebrows are just so..so tempting..and delectable..and i just wanna..i wanna..uuhhh god again!"

If you're looking to spice up your sex life in alternative, progressive, and green ways then the kingfisher is for you. Also, if you're having trouble pleasing your woman because you have needle dick syndrome, chode syndrome, have a small penis, or just suck at being a dude, then this is a cheap way to show your girl you know how to satisfy her.

Happy Fishin!

by IzaDoozMasta May 19, 2009

the king of town

The self-proclaimed King of Freetown USA. The only charater on Homestar Runner. com that no one likes

The King's answering machine: "No one likes you."

by The Catfish August 7, 2003

The king shift

When you're working a long shift that makes you want to cry but you stick through it because it will make your paycheck look tasty.

"Man I'm working the king shift today"
"So that mean we can't marathon lord of the rings at all then"

by Kingshiftboiiiii June 25, 2016

Says The King

A way of pardoning one's self immediately after a loud belch.

This particular use of (or lack of ) manners may be frowned upon by older generations or the elderly, however, some may see the funny side to it.

This phrase is apparently coined in an episode of Family Guy as a way of asserting dominance through flatulence ... but ... it WILL catch on.

Me: "BURRRRRRRRRRRP!!!"

*peopple stare in awe and disgust*

Me: " .... Says The King! .... give it time, it'll catch on"

by RyRy28 September 16, 2011