There's nothing on the internet

That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.

God! I should have gone out tonight, THERE'S NOTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!

by LoneTree April 24, 2017

Dying on the Internet

also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.

Person 1: Hey, what're you doing?

Person 2: Idk, Just Dying on the Internet.

by japanesque October 25, 2019

Me when I purposely spread misinformation on the internet

Me when I purposely spread misinformation on the internet

Me when I purposely spread misinformation on the internet

by Bum hole tickling bandet October 17, 2023

from the internet

someone who is always on the internet and actually understands the meaning of the words meme and troll.

have you ever tried describing the word meme to someone who isnt from the internet?

by betty betty nugs January 1, 2012

Manning the Internet

Spending too much time on MSN and not enough time out with friends. People who man the internet believe that it will fall apart if they don't spend all their time monitoring it.

Dan : 'Where's Ed tonight?'
Chris: 'He's at home manning the internet'.
Dan: 'What a looser'.

by dan squared December 7, 2006

End of the Internet

1. A place that still doesn't exist.

2. A place that you'll never see the inside of, even if it did exist.

"Have you seen the End of the Internet?"

"No, because it doesn't exist."

by MMP2 June 28, 2009

Break the Internet

What happens when you type "Google" into Google.

I am head of IT and I have it on good authority: if you type "Google" into Google you can break the internet. So please, no-one try it, even for a joke.

by sarcasmasawayoflife August 9, 2016