Hard Front

Where You Sell Drugs

Yo G Ill Meet Ya At Da Hard Front. Aight Cool Homie

by Dee-Link May 17, 2008

Front Parlor

The area just above a man's penis, where the greatest number of pubes are

Man, did you see Sean's front parlor. He had a load of pubes.

by bigmanwitdagat December 7, 2022

front bumpers

Scotish slang for breasts, tits, boobies, etc.

"Hey, Check out the Front Bumpers on that!"

by Haggis February 19, 2005

front left

Where all the cool people gather in a rave, festival or concert.

If you ever need anything, we’ll be front left.

– Guys, where are you? There’s a lot of people !
– Front left love, like always!

by Lilboot575 December 15, 2022

The front ensemble

Otherwise known as secret bourgeoisie workers, the front ensemble is the most sophisticated part of a high school band. They may seem friendly at first, but I will warn you, they work for the Bourgeoisie. The front ensemble is secretly a bunch of birds playing big xylophones to attract people’s attention, so they can be interested in their cultic doings

Person one: wow! The front ensemble is good at what they do!

Person two: be careful, they work for the bourgeoisie

by Iamdefinitelynotabirdiamhuman September 15, 2019

Front Blanket

When performing coitus, and individual finishing on their partners chest (with consent).

Babe I’m cold, can you give me a front blanket!

by TylerwithanA February 20, 2021

Front-story

Purposefully creating a large chunk of back-story which has a different tone to a character's defined personality in order to justify a sudden change in behaviour. Often when a character is about to be written out of a TV series.

They just added a load of front-story to her character, she's obviously going to be written out.

Tonight's episode brought in a whole load of front-story.

by admiral martinson November 2, 2010