Thanos Cock

When you put and elastic band around the base of your penis until it goes fully purple

Yeah I fucked a bitch with that thanos cock last night

by TheReidanator September 24, 2018

thanks for coming out

1. This is said to someone or a group of people that loses a game and or an activity.
2. When someone has no clue of what they are talking about.
3. When someone achieves an epic fail.

The team lost 0 to 50 tell them I said "thanks for coming out".

by Joeyjofly💃 March 3, 2016

Thanks for your input!

A corporate phrase that could either mean "thanks for your input", or, more cheerfully, "fuck you!"

Employee 1: "That proposal of yours will cost way too much money and isn't technically feasible."

Employee 2: "Thanks for your input!"

by sr76 February 17, 2010

thanks in advance

An expression of entitlement disguised as gratitude. The implicit message in giving thanks for something that hasn't been done is that it WILL be done. This expression also excuses the user from having to provide actual gratitude after the request is completed.

Have those reports on my desk before you leave today. Thanks in advance!

by j33433 September 15, 2014

thanos

a fat rasin that snaps half of the universe away

thanos is a rasin

Everyone else:reeeeeee

by Geja24 May 2, 2019

Thanks For Playing

The phrase "thanks for playing" is said arrogantly towards someone who you've just proved wrong.

Dustin: "Michael Turner led the league in rushing in 2008"

Craig: "That would be Adrian Peterson not Michael Turner...but Thanks For Playing!"

by cad281 August 29, 2009

thanks-taking

Thanksgiving, renamed in remembrance of what we are truly celebrating... the genocide of indigenous people.

My friend Peter Jurich celebrates thanks-taking

by TheGreatBigTurkeyMan December 15, 2008