Thanos

Literally the hottest man on earth, with a sizeable penis. It was confirmed by Marvel that it is 12 inches, and they may change it to 13 for the dead Gamora scene in Avengers End Game

Person 1: Bro I want Thanos to do anal to me!
Person 2: Bro it's a whole foot!!!

by arglefloop March 1, 2019

Thanos

Barney’s cousin who collects fricken rocks covered in glitter and hates half the universe

Barney: howdey cuz hey can u not kill me

Thanos: sry man I gotta do what I gotta do

by Yuhhhajshdh September 7, 2019

Thanos

A big purple piece of feces with pretty rocks

man i love thanos' rocks

by Elmo+Carole Baskin = <3 October 20, 2020

thanos

a big purple ruffle chin grape that wants stones to get dem toes

thanos went snap and the moths around the lamp were gone

by kaiden the vapeore December 12, 2018

Thanos

A big giant grape with a nutsack for a chin. He will do anything to get the pieces of rock he finds. Even sacrificing his own midget grape in the process - the nutsack

Thanos just got a piece of rock

by Killerlead January 9, 2019

Thanos

Pronouced as THA-NOSE....Mostly used in places to.mention a huge intergalactic dried plum with a shiny oven mitten that has a weird urge to wipe out half the galaxy

Squidward: thanos (THA-NOSE)will have them shiny stones

by TheStupudone October 4, 2018

Thano

(n.) A term for any male with an abnormal fascination with extreme sexual actions, such as fisting or anilingus. Not to be confused with a pervert.

Timmy: He wanted to anal fist her and everything!

Tommy: Dude, he's such a Thano.

by ManlyGuyDoingManlyThings December 27, 2010