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colon training

When you have to take a crap but you're busy with things that aren't totally important (facebook, music, texting while laying on your bed, tv) because you're planning that one day you'll be in a situation where you know you'll have to hold it. You don't want your body to get used to just dumping whenever it wants.
i was laying on be bed, watching tv and facebook chatting with my girlfriend... then it hit me, i had to crap. But i was so comfortable... so i started to think of school how its weird to dump there so i did my Colon Training to get my body used to holding it. It payed off the very next day
by Czar McCheesly February 4, 2010
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Hard Drive Training

When bunch horny guys go to titty bars, and talk at work in codes, and refer to HDT (hard drive training) as outing to the titty bar
we are goin to hard drive training tonite....
by Hard drive trainee June 11, 2003
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Leprechaun in training

a leprechaun who isnt quite ready for the job. often in college. Leprechauns in training can only become leprechauns if they past the tests from the leprechauns. must be of age 138
by Emmm December 17, 2007
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training the ol' Weedle

A: "So what're you doing tonight?"
B: "I'll be training the ol' Weedle."
by theh0peful August 12, 2015
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training bot

A term used by a streamer Sinatraaow to make fun of bad plays in-game (Overwatch).
Carpe(Ana): I'm ulting now! {hit the wrong person}
Sinatraaow: Naisu! Training bot, training bot!
by hsnn June 28, 2017
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Training Wheels

A girl/guy a girl/guy Only talks and flirts with to get good experience but when one of them finds Someone else of interest, they stop talking to the other person. Just like training wheels, when your ready you stop using them.
Kyle was Jenny's training wheels. They used to talk everyday and flirt but ever since Jenny got a crush on Jake, they stopped.
by Therealsoflobro September 7, 2017
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Training John

Bob love Training John while going on xvideos
by Anon Skeptic October 6, 2017
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