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Texter

n. One who uses, or prefers text messaging.
"Grandma is a very slow texter." or "My girlfriend never returns my texts. She is a very flaky texter." or "She prefers texting so she never calls me. She's definitely a texter."
by BlindedViews October 11, 2012
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Chain Texter

1. A "Chain Texter" is a person who can NOT stop texting. They text in the bathroom, the bedroom, the car while driving the wrong way down a One-way street, anywhere they have a phone signal they text text text.

2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!

3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).

4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
1. Look around the next time you are out and about, see who is and is not texting.

2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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textomatic

having the ability to text quickly.
I possess great textomatic skills.
by Mishkalinda May 20, 2008
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Textfront

To confront someone via text messaging.

Can be used in a variety of situations:
1. You are too far away from the person to confront them face to face.
2. You're a little bitch and do not want to confront them face to face.
3. You feel the sudden urge to confront them right then and there but are not with them.
Sara: "So I'm gonna textfront Brittany about trying to get with my boyfriend because he tells me everything that she says."
Katie: "Seriously that bitch needs it."
by Beccalyn July 23, 2009
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Texters Twitch

Where you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket and you go to look at your phone and realise that it was just your imagination
-"Dam it, i just had texters twitch!"
--"Dude, I hate it when that happens"
-"Bummer"
by TomPeeeeee April 8, 2010
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texterrupting

verb- when someone keeps texting you before you've been able to finish typing and sending them your text.
It was irritating that she kept texterrupting me while I was typing my text to her.
by mypseudonym24 April 23, 2010
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Textering

A combination of the words texting and pestering. It's the irritated via text messege. Used when a person or persons keep texting you even though they know you're busy and don't want to or can't text at the moment. Such as when you tell someone your in bed and they keep trying to conversate via text. Or if you tell someone to quit texting you cuz you don't want to talk to them and they still keep trying.
I told retard I was asleep and he wouldn't quit textering me!
by Guadalupe750 May 2, 2010
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