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Textbook buy-back

v. The act of selling one's text books from the previous semester back to the university. This will ALWAYS result in feelings of abuse, frustration, being ripped off, and barely enough cash to pay for a conciliatory ice cream cone.
"Dude, I spent like $500 on text books for class this spring, and I went to the university book store for a Textbook buy-back, and they only paid me $23 for the whole lot!"

"Wow! That's messed up! You must feel pretty ripped-off, abused, and frustrated. Wanna go get some ice cream?"

"Sure. Next year I'm definitely buying my books online, if the school posts the book list earlier than seven days before class!"
by GoLookItUp October 15, 2012
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Textionary

The Modern usage of one's smartphone's autocorrect feature to check to see how to properly spell a word incorrectly. This generally leads to Textude. (Texting Attitude)
Text Message #1:, How do you spell Belive as in the Beatles Album?
Text #2 : Be Live?
Text #1: Yes Beleeve. My textionary isn't right.
Text #2: B E L I E V E.

Text #1 Thanks.
by Matersgurl May 13, 2014
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textourettes

the involuntary outburst of finger movement over a communication device that causes letters, words or phrases to be written unintentionally
"shall we go to the cinema tomorrow? FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"
"bob your textourettes, is playing up again"
by nutella111238291 July 25, 2014
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Textosterone

Textosterone (noun): A hormone that drives a person to write unnecessary text on social media. A prime cause of trolling.
Yesterday, I trolled almost every celebrity on Twitter because I was high on Textosterone.
by Akkii May 20, 2018
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textbook virgin

Someone who hadn't done 'it' but did everything else but
Barbara acts she's so above it, little miss Holier than Thou. But that textbook virgin gave BJs to 1/2 the team!!
by Goldelox May 16, 2018
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Textrovert

(TECKST-trow-VERT)

A portmanteau of text and extrovert, see sexting. It is a noun used to denounce someone who prefers texting over actual human interaction. A textrovert, while not a textbook introvert (no pun intended) would probably be closer to introvert on a introvert-extrovert continuum.
Jane: How'd your date go with Bob?
Christina: Not good. We barely talked, until we left, then he texted just short of a novel.
Ella: Classic Textrovert. OTTNO, girls.
by Mart Sass June 8, 2018
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Textophobia

Bro I don’t know if I want to text her I have textophobia
by JetJimmy john March 19, 2020
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