textonym

When using predictive text to write an SMS, sometimes an unexpected word of similar / humorous meaning may pop up.

Pint / shot / riot

Kiss / lips

Shag / rich

Sips / piss

Cock / anal

Dual / fuck

Oh no! I meant to send my boyfriend a text saying I wanted to suck his cock tonight.

Don't worry, it's just a textonym. Besides, I heard he's into that sort of thing.

by jwgrooves June 29, 2011

Testostoric

ADJ Denotes something whose action is motivated purely by testosterone; Something done in a manly, and overly-aggressive fashion.

Overly excessive flexing of the bicep can be considered testostoric.

by Luke Hobbs May 30, 2007

Teetoo

The feeling or compulsion to hug or squeeze when seeing or encountering someone or something that is cute, adorable, charming, lovable, etc.

The other day in the park I saw the cutest puppy and I had a major teetoo.

by kittykat12399 February 11, 2018

Testostermonster

A male member of the species Homo Sapiens whose gonads produce such large quantities of testosterone that they exert a nearly insurmountable influence upon their behavior, essentially rendering their emotional I.Q. negligible and inducing all manners of narcissitic, hyper-aggresive, inconsiderate behavior.

Famous Testostermonsters include: The Incredible Hulk, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Stalin, Ming, Tywin Lannister, Sauron, most high-school football players, The Ultimate Warrior, Terrell Owens, Dick Cheney, Ayn Rand (she was actually a man, she just didn't know it), Mike Tyson, Kim Jong Ill, John Wayne, Mahmoud Amadinejad, Phil Anselmo, Beethoven, Rush Limbaugh, Hitler, American men in general, and the list goes on and on and on...

by markolai June 21, 2011

Testosterphone

(Verb). To make a quick and to-the-point phone call that lasts under 30 seconds.

"Let me testosterphone James, it will only take a minute!"

by Jack Davison May 13, 2007

Teaton

A means of artistic expression, a tool for the spreading choas and confusion in society. Often in the form of a nonsensical comic strip stuck in public.

Man, I just teatoned Walmart and a bus stop yesterday!

by Jonny Roasta April 25, 2006

testosterone poisoning

The irrational rage a man goes into after being denied or not participating in sexual relations after regularly getting some.

(2 weeks with out sex)
guy: ahhhhh! she is such a bitch.
friend: what the hell are you talking about.
guy: she can't do anything right
friend: you are being unreasonable... wait, how long since you two did the bad stuff?
guy: iono two weeks
friend: oh... looks like you got testosterone poisoning dude.

by sdfjklasdfkj October 9, 2008