Tesla Semi

The kind of erection you get as the Tesla stock price drops

Stock dropped 15% today, gave me a nice Tesla Semi

by Gains Train March 31, 2025

Tesla

What happens when you combine overconfidence and daddy’s money

Did you hear about that EV that exploded?
Lemme guess, Tesla?
Yep

by Cryo311 March 21, 2023

Tesla minivan

When you insert a vibrator into the vagina and fist into the anus.

We started the night with a little foreplay and then the Tesla minivan!

by VikingWarMachine October 30, 2019

Tesla Sumner

The most perfectist person ever. She’s my little vampire, my tiny tes, and my everything. 🥺❤️ I love you 🦞❤️💍🦑

Tesla Sumner is perfect and she’s is Matthew’s.

by MattyTheLobster July 28, 2021

Tesla

A shitty car that everyone treats like the future

That Tesla's roof just flew off on the freeway!

by TiananmenSquared March 26, 2021

Tesla-sweats

When you received the first down payment from your bank on your brand new Tesla Model Y, and you look at your newborn and think: "Fuck, I shouldn't have bought those shorts from Amundsen".

"Sorry I can't join the julebord at Statholdergaarden because I have the Tesla-sweats"

by Otto Huan October 20, 2021

Tesla

An apparatus that is slid over a penis to make it look bigger.

Oh great another Tesla, yeah did you see the dick inside?

by Anonymous Painter March 12, 2025