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Cunt's Tender

1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.

So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.
"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
Cunt's Tender by Skinbro December 9, 2008

wiz-tender 

A person, usually a nerd, who keeps his piss in a jar in his freezer and sells it to althelets when drug testing comes along. Wiz tenders generally have never gotten a buzz in their life.
Stoner: Shit man, I have to get tested today. I got wasted a few hours ago!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Why not just go to the wiz-tender. He'll selling for $10 a cup.
Stoner: Great idea! Thank you my resourceful stoner friend!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Anytime.
wiz-tender by Billy's Dad July 24, 2006

Sugar Tender 

A man or woman in their 20's(early or late), that acts like a sugar daddy or mama. A person that is younger than you, giving you gifts and spending money on you.
-"Where did you get that new leather jacket?"
"Oh, my Sugar Tender bought this for me!"
Sugar Tender by Da Duchess June 16, 2012

Triple Tender Burger

When you slap your cock onto a KFC double tender burger.
I was starving so I had a Triple Tender Burger for lunch.

Young Tender

A young girl,under the age of 23, that has a banging body and craves cock like a smoker craves rock.
DAMN.....thats the third young tender A.D. brought home this week!!!
Young Tender by NotAdrian August 11, 2009

legal tender

money that is legally valid for the payment of debts and that must be accepted for that purpose when offered
you go to the store and try to pay for something with pennies and the store turns u down well they must accept that payment say hey u must take it that is the legal tender law
legal tender by ddddd July 24, 2008