Anti teachers pet

Always getting picked out by the teacher

Teacher:jimmy why are you out of your chair
Jimmy: literally everyone eles is out of their seat why am I such a anti teachers pet

by No work pls February 12, 2019

computer teacher

The teacher of a computer class. They tend to block gaming websites unless they are educational gaming websites. They don't trust ANY of the kids with computers, Especially the kid who gave the computers a virus 3 years ago that has repeatedly told the teacher it was an accident

(This was just made to make fun of my computer teacher)

Guy: Bro my computer teacher is so strict

by datbroneo October 7, 2020

ARTI for teacher

Arti for teacher is literally the mostly important campaign ever, he deserves teacher and would do an amazing job at it!

Hey guys have you heard of the arti for teacher campaign, its freaking awesome!

by ARTIFORTEACHER November 13, 2020

Evicting the basement tenants

This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.

Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.

by MC? February 14, 2006

Tenacious D

The best fucking damned, hard-rocking band in the universe

Double Team
Damn!!
a hard days rockin'
better slip off my shoes
let me get a little stretch and a bend
dip my toes to jacuzzi, baby
slip out this book Butress of Windsor
HO HO HO who's this how's it goin'
that's the first thing I say to you
how's it goin, are you flowin'
listen honey
thinking 'bout a couple things to say to you
showin' growin'
man I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze
and squeeeeeeeze
take off your blouse and your underpants
then take a look cause here me and KG come naked out of the sidehatch
with the oils and purfume and insents
Now you're groovin'
put on a coll 70's groove
a funky groove to fuck to
a funky groove to fuck toooo
me
me and KG
its all about sex supreme we likes the cream jeans
have you ever been worked on but you guys who are hot for
your snatch
thats what Im offerin' you
you step into our room
sniff
and then you smell the purfume
you lay upon our roundish bed
and then you feel a tickling on your head
its KG with the feather and the french tickler
look aout baby he got the tools
and then you fell somethin down by your toes
its me its JB
Im sucking on your toes
we dont mind suckin' on toes
good luck findin' a boyfriend who sucks toes
havin' sex with me and KG
now you talkin' doubleteam
SUPREME

by GdQaUnAeG February 25, 2005

hot for teacher

A 1984 hit for Van Halen, from the album 1984. It describes a feeling many school kids experience. The video expresses that emotion. The phrase pretty much explains itself.

Gene: Look at Miss Sheridan. She is stacked, dude!

Kenny: Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 3, 2007

Teached

To be Owned or served by a teacher

Ohh man, the teacher today totally burned that stupid kid today in class. He got Teached!

by Paladax November 4, 2011