by Fi-Fi, M-Sweezy, A-Dubb January 30, 2010
Get the Teehoe mug.v- Te-blow-ing- the act of getting down on one knee and thanking your personal false deity by giving someone else oral sex.
As an atheist, I don't know who to thank for this great Teblowing.
You must be religious because your Teblowing is heavenly.
Her excellent skills at Teblowing made him felt great, but were almost too good, which made him wonder if she was Catholic.
You must be religious because your Teblowing is heavenly.
Her excellent skills at Teblowing made him felt great, but were almost too good, which made him wonder if she was Catholic.
by Brutal Humor January 6, 2012
Get the Teblowing mug.by liam84 January 14, 2009
Get the telelogging mug.A mythical bearded wizard of Chinese, Japanese, Siamese or some kind of Asian persuasion who spits metaphorical oracle fire from his tongue and dispenses tow trucks and/or diapers with a flick of his wrist. Usually seen with a beautiful and fashionable siren at his side .
by YouAintGottaKnowMyName! September 8, 2010
Get the Teerow mug.When at an undefined age, between 12 and 16, an innocent, mild-tempered child turns into a crazy she/he-demon who seems to yell at everything because of various stupid reasons sometimes blaming themselves, or others. Extensive research is still being done into what hormonal imbalance is causing this.
E.g:
1: Hi Richard, what's wrong?
2: Nothin', my bloody daughter started going through teenopause today.
1:Ooo, that sucks man, good luck.
Example (in use)
1: Hay Jim, want to do something later?
2: OH MY GOD! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, YOU SHOULD GO KILL YOURSELF AND END YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF A LIFE!!!
1: Hi Richard, what's wrong?
2: Nothin', my bloody daughter started going through teenopause today.
1:Ooo, that sucks man, good luck.
Example (in use)
1: Hay Jim, want to do something later?
2: OH MY GOD! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, YOU SHOULD GO KILL YOURSELF AND END YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF A LIFE!!!
by Mr. Nom July 19, 2011
Get the Teenopause mug.A person in which all mistakes, scandals, criticisms, mess ups, and responsibilities do not seem to stick. An individual whose personality is similar to a Fluoropolymer Coating (Teflon) in which nothing ever seems to stick.
The design team member used red bark, succulent indigenous landscaping, brown speckled refinished counter tops that looked like spackle, and black appliances in a white kitchen.
When approached regarding the design flaws, the design team member blamed the lack of a budget, and said he was being a solutionist. In fact, he was being way worse than a deflectatron. He had morphed into a TEFLONATRON!
When approached regarding the design flaws, the design team member blamed the lack of a budget, and said he was being a solutionist. In fact, he was being way worse than a deflectatron. He had morphed into a TEFLONATRON!
by Combover Inc. November 12, 2011
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