The emotional "baggage" carried around by an anti-gay activist who hires a rentboy for homosexual activities, and gives the excuse that he only hired the boy to "lift his luggage" (a.k.a. baggage).
A: Did you hear about George?
B: Yes, it's unfortunate. He must have found that boy quite useful for gently cradling his bags in the palm of his hand.
A: Bags filled to bursting with sweet tea...
B: George will be less effective now that he's carrying all that teabaggage around all by himself.
B: Yes, it's unfortunate. He must have found that boy quite useful for gently cradling his bags in the palm of his hand.
A: Bags filled to bursting with sweet tea...
B: George will be less effective now that he's carrying all that teabaggage around all by himself.
by drthanos2 May 8, 2010
Get the teabaggage mug.a condition in which the afflicted desires to be teabagged so obsessively, that nothing else matters. More often than not, the affliction leads into darker areas of perversion such as "teaganging"where satisfaction can only be achieved by having groups of 4 or more men, teabag the ailing party for extended periods of time, while giving each other common reach- arounds and whistling strands of " yank my doodle - it's a dandy." Severe cases often lead to the more hardcore acts such as the "rusty trombone."
Though she knew that the doctor's diagnosis of her teabagitis sounded so sexually sinister, the fact that Danielle constantly daydreamed about scrotums on her eyes, her cheeks, her lips,coupled with the recent discovery of a small smegma deposit on her upper lip, forced her to believe that her worst fears had come true - she was indeed afflicted.
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1) The continuous act of teabagging.
2) Leaving your "tea bag" exposed or soaking in the mouth of another.
3) Enjoying a drink called the "craptain teabag" (made of captain morgan and iced tea)
2) Leaving your "tea bag" exposed or soaking in the mouth of another.
3) Enjoying a drink called the "craptain teabag" (made of captain morgan and iced tea)
Levere's constant teabaggery has left his balls exposed to the elements
-Can I get a double captain and iced tea?
-Sorry sir we don't condone teabaggery at this establishment.
Open your mouth and say ah. Here comes a nightsworth of teabaggery ho.
-Can I get a double captain and iced tea?
-Sorry sir we don't condone teabaggery at this establishment.
Open your mouth and say ah. Here comes a nightsworth of teabaggery ho.
by dr. seif October 15, 2011
Get the teabaggery mug.A sudden outburst of frothing-mouthed, sweaty-handed Wingnut rage. They are usually inspired by a seemingly trivial action performed by a person of color, woman, or any elected member of the Democratic Party.
Eric: Haha, did you see the winger hissy fit about the trailer for that new Mexploitation flick?
Andy: Yeah! Shammity had a total exploding teabag over it. Lightly caffeinated shrapnel all over the front of his pants.
Andy: Yeah! Shammity had a total exploding teabag over it. Lightly caffeinated shrapnel all over the front of his pants.
by twenty3skidoo May 6, 2010
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To get people to have your genitals over your head and humping in mid-air, person has to have hair to work.
To get people to have your genitals over your head and humping in mid-air, person has to have hair to work.
In counter-strike source, Killzone2, Cod4,Cod5 people turban teabag each other to respect their conglomorate. Daniel is gay.
by whitewigger127 is gay May 29, 2009
Get the Turban teabag mug.An act, whereby an individual sets fire to ones own scrotum for the expressed purpose of striking a despised person with greater insult than conventional "Teabagging".
The conceptual theory is as follows:
Person (A) loaths Person (B) to such a degree that a conventional Teabagging would prove unsatisfying. Person (A) deduces that to express said loathing on a proper physical scale to Person (B), is to douse their own scrotum in lighter fluid and ignite once Person (B) is unconscience or otherwise incapacitated. The next step is to ignite and strike Person (B) upon their forehead, nose, lips or chin with his burning testicals.
This act expession loathing to such degree that one would disfigure their own genitals to insult and emotionally scar their nemesis.
The conceptual theory is as follows:
Person (A) loaths Person (B) to such a degree that a conventional Teabagging would prove unsatisfying. Person (A) deduces that to express said loathing on a proper physical scale to Person (B), is to douse their own scrotum in lighter fluid and ignite once Person (B) is unconscience or otherwise incapacitated. The next step is to ignite and strike Person (B) upon their forehead, nose, lips or chin with his burning testicals.
This act expession loathing to such degree that one would disfigure their own genitals to insult and emotionally scar their nemesis.
"Yea, I'll be in intensive care for a while... but man, i served that bitch the flaming teabag. It was worth it. I hate that whore."
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