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mushroom tattoo

A mark made by a wild and violent whipping/smacking of the male genitalia on another's body part, preferably tha face.
by Michael Pur September 30, 2005
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Tattoo

An imaged permanently inked on the body between layers of skin.

Some tattoos are indeed stupid. Usually done by scratchers who will ink things onto teenagers who are too young to realize what they're doing, or people who really don't grasp the concept of a what a tattoo is and the reality of forever.

A well thought out quality tattoo means something to their wearer and is done by a professional. They can be very beautiful and personal at the same time.
I have my sons footprint tattooed on my shoulder. Every time I see it I remember what a wonderful joy he brought to my life when he was alive.
by NChick1987 December 28, 2005
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tattoo sleeve

Tattoos that go up your arm like a sleeve.
That guy has so many tattoos on his arm! He has a tattoo sleeve!
by kneecole October 16, 2008
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mental tattoo

*self explanatory*, non-disposable knowledge! -bad or good etchings, (present, past, or possibly future...) on the malleable human mind. these could include: death/s, birth/s, divorce/s, non-disposable interaction of quality with other humans, assorted tragedy/s, etc...
these are the memories which we will carry to the grave!, (-like the time you got fucked so vigorously you wanted to cry for your mama!, but it still was glorious!!)
my memories of that car crash will remain a mental tattoo!!

she ground the poison out of me with vigor, it shall forever be a mental tattoo!!

that sex party was never again re-created, everyone got off; and it shall forever remain a mental tattoo!!

she got off like a fireworks finale, a mental tattoo i will never forget!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
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FM Tattoo

A tattoo located on the small of a woman's back above the ass. Called a FM (Fuck Me) tattoo because they were first popularized by strippers and women who have them are assumed to be of low moral character.
"It's getting late and I'm horny. I'm going for the red head with the store bought tits and the FM tattoo."
by Cheez Head June 12, 2009
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Screwed Blued and Tattooed

This phrase actually comes from the tanning industry. The order of operation was to kill the animal with a bolt gun (screwing it) then to blue the hide (blued) and then to tattoo a quality mark on the hide (tattoo).
If you are screwed, blued, and tattooed, it means that you're fucked.

Screwed Blued and Tattooed
by Newbie0 March 27, 2010
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tattoo

another fashion trend among some people thinking they actually have something to say that's both important and permanent.
I have a serious need for coolness and heavily into that scene so I'm going to mark up my body to prove with yet another tattoo since I don't have any other way of communicating my individuality with those around me.
by Joe Young November 6, 2007
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