air taser

a long range taser that fires two wires that have prongs attached to them and shock its victim upon impact.

Me:Did you hear about that cop that saw a guy mugging that bitch?

Man: What happened?

Me: That bitch got air tasered.

by James Lowe December 23, 2004

taser shots

Taking a shot of alcohol while getting tasered in any part of the body.

I was so fucked up last night at the party, I started taking taser shots.

by Shane Haught January 19, 2009

taser shot

Drinking a shot before getting tasered.

Dude, last night I had a taser shot and I'm still bruised from it.

by ChaoticHavok January 30, 2009

Taseen

The male definition. A good looking guy. Has a good heart but people will misunderstand him. Can be religious at times but will do anything for those he loves. A friend everyone needs but doesn’t know they need.

I wish I knew taseen

by asfax618 November 23, 2021

united nation intelligence taskforce

A hidden organisation covering up the existence of alens. they were founded by NATO.

"I know them there, united nation intelligence taskforce there good people"

by Cyrill July 30, 2006

Tasfiah

Shes a unique girl who's nice but can be weird and smells and too close to her cousins at certain times i mean shes nice but scratches her bum alot

Smelly tasfiah

by tasfiah November 23, 2021

Don't tase me bro!

An expression said when one person figuratively puts down another person. An expression said in a moment of frustration or exasperation. An expression said when one person gets over on another person. A plea for help or sympathy.

Playa 1: I saw you lady at the club last night. She was really putting on a show.
Playa 2: You know we are havin' problems, don't tase me bro!

DMV Clerk: I am sorry but you need to stand in line F.
Suspended license driver: I stood in the wrong line for an hour? Don't tase me bro!

Dude 1: My car broke down, I need a ride to work. Can you help a brother out?
Dude 2: Sorry man, can't do it, not today.
Dude 1: Please, I'm beggin' ya, don't tase me bro!

by Bif Loman January 8, 2008