Tart Fuel

Any sweet alcoholic bottled drink marketed at early 20’s females with names like Appletini’s or Bacardi Breezers. Usually made from a wine spirit and sugar base.

Sharon and Kylie went out last night and got wasted on the 30 bottles of Tart Fuel that the boys from the football team bought them.

by Captain Roger February 6, 2003

lemon tart

cockney rhyming slang for smart

just cos you hit puberty that doesn't make you lemon tart

by apositivenuisance August 14, 2009

Custard Tart

A slut with a bad spray on tan.

1. "Jersey Shore is full of custard tarts."
2. "A custard tart just walked out of Supré"

by Ammonymous June 11, 2011

egg tart

When you're eating ass, and the person farts in your mouth.

I was giving Sarah a nice rim job, I didn't expect to get an egg tart.

by fartsmart September 10, 2018

frosted tart

When you cum on a rose bud (prolapse)

I just gave your mum a frosted tart

by Silverback attacks May 28, 2018

Work tart

The bitter taste of a woman's vagina after a long day at work

I bet her monkey has some work tart after a long day at the office

by Suppadave September 7, 2013

ear-tart

The act of taking a shit with in your lovers ear hole the proceeding to slice off there ear and eat it like a raspberry tart.
Vincent Van Gogh got an ear tart

Vincent Van Gogh got an ear-tart

by Wise old black man April 2, 2015