tannerite

Tannerite is a (binary) explosive used primarily for firearms practise ...

it is exceptionally stable when subjected to less severe forces like hittin it whit a hammer or when its dropped its supplied as 2 powders wich are combined to produce the explosive
the explosive will not be sold to just anyone but the 2 powders will so when you get your hands on the powders you got yourself some lega tannerite ( as long as its used for personal use)
it should detonate when shot by a high-powered rifle.
Small caliber rimfire or slow moving pistol ammunition will not initiate a detonation.
there are alot videos circulating the net with tannerite being shot (in slow motion)

1:I just seen a wicked youtube movie of tannerite exploding in slow motion !!!
2:hehe we placed the tannerite at there car shoot it and watch the firworks

by YioYin September 3, 2007

Tender

Being soft, weak, to sensitive, to emotional

This dude was all crying because his bitch cheated I said " aye bro pull yo pants up and quit being so tender" .

by QT PYE January 20, 2015

Young Tender

A young girl,under the age of 23, that has a banging body and craves cock like a smoker craves rock.

DAMN.....thats the third young tender A.D. brought home this week!!!

by NotAdrian August 11, 2009

Tanner

An amazing person. Someone who you can always talk to, and who you can trust immediatly. Someone who has a country accent, and makes you get butterflies every time you see him. A Tanner is someone who is willing to do anything for his friends, or his girlfriend, and always has the urge to flirt with you, in a romantic cute way. :)

A Tanner is also someone, who is incredibly tall, and handsome, most girls have little crushes on him, and are envious of the girl he chose to be his girlfriend. A Tanner will text you, "I love you" first thing in the morning, and a Tanner is someone you deffinantly want to meet in your lifetime. :)

Girl: Whos that guy you were walking with, is it Tanner?
Girl 2: Yes, he is my Tanner. :)

by A Tanner Admirer. October 1, 2011

Tender Lentils

A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'

"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"

by cantspellrestaraunt February 14, 2021

Douche Tanker

When douche bag doesn't quite illustrate the magnitude of someone’s douche baggery.

1: Did you see Brian wearing 5 popped collars at once.
2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!

by DakotaJay March 14, 2008

Tangerine Sledge Hammer

The act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the anus of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. Once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the asshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.

Alexis was in a drunken coma on Brian's couch when Gary gave her a Tangerine Sledge Hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011