This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.
This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
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Bro 1: Bro, did you hear that other team talking chalk about us?
Bro 2: Bro, let them talk chalk, they are simple commoners.
Bro 2: Bro, let them talk chalk, they are simple commoners.
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Get the Talking Tom Effect mug.Booze talking is when you and someone else are heavily intoxicated and act like your best friends when you really dont even know each other. You'll also probably try to set up plans to hang out either the following day or next weekend but chances are you wont speak again unless its booze talk.
Bob: "Yoooo man we should totally chill and get high dude!"
Fred: "Yeah man hit me up!"
Booze talking.
Fred: "Yeah man hit me up!"
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When a member of a fantasy football league insults another participant by saying in a pre-season email, "I am surprised
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he even knows what football is," the rest of the league responds, "Now that's some weak shit-talking."
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