tactical nigga

A nigga with vast amounts of military knowledge and strategies.

Back in Vietnam I was the top tactical nigga

by CallMeKp January 18, 2016

Tactical Pull

When you attempt to pull someone in order to get in the good books of their friends.

Boy: Sophie would make a good tactical pull.
Friend: What the actual fuck ? No one likes Sophie.

by randypandy November 1, 2010

hamas tactics

made up by some romanian kid on steam that used hamas tactics on a steam group

romanian kid 1: holy shit look at this steam group
romanian kid 2: imma use hamas tactics on this steam group

by urdjrlpay May 27, 2023

Tactical Chocolate

The chocolate a wife 'hides' in plain view so her husband doesn't think to search further and discover the true stash.

I smelled chocolate in the house and immediately found a Hersey bar, I later discovered she had hidden Carmel filled chocolate deeper in the pantry. Her use of tactical chocolate ensured I did not find her stash.

by jklink77 October 9, 2013

Tactical friending

When you have no mutual friends with your crush on Facebook, so you friend people so you don't look weird when you add them.

Zaki: Who's that buff girl over there?

Tahmid: idk but I think her name's Hannah

Zaki: Never seen her before, I might have to start doing some tactical friending

mutual friend cyber stalking insta bae

by Terrshamidul December 16, 2015

Tactile Cuddling

When a person has to smother the object of their affection to be released from a cuddle.

Every time, I sit on the toilet my cat jumps on my lap; I have to employ tactile cuddling to wipe!

by KISSLE22 November 4, 2016

Tactard

A Tactical retard -

Someone who needs everything to be "Tactical" equipment or carries "Tactical" wallets, pens, sunglasses, gloves, hankerchiefs, lipbalms, chewing gum, and so on, and won't shut up about it.

"My wallet is kevlar and would stop a bullet and my pen is waterproof to a depth of 200ft"
"God you're a fucking tactard"

by ThatLousyGamer September 4, 2017