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Tactical friending

When you have no mutual friends with your crush on Facebook, so you friend people so you don't look weird when you add them.
Zaki: Who's that buff girl over there?

Tahmid: idk but I think her name's Hannah

Zaki: Never seen her before, I might have to start doing some tactical friending

mutual friend cyber stalking insta bae
by Terrshamidul December 16, 2015
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Tactile Cuddling

When a person has to smother the object of their affection to be released from a cuddle.
Every time, I sit on the toilet my cat jumps on my lap; I have to employ tactile cuddling to wipe!
by KISSLE22 November 4, 2016
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Tactard

A Tactical retard -

Someone who needs everything to be "Tactical" equipment or carries "Tactical" wallets, pens, sunglasses, gloves, hankerchiefs, lipbalms, chewing gum, and so on, and won't shut up about it.
"My wallet is kevlar and would stop a bullet and my pen is waterproof to a depth of 200ft"
"God you're a fucking tactard"
by ThatLousyGamer September 4, 2017
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Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.
Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.
by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020
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TACTICOOL WOLFSTORM

Tacticool Wolfstorm is a content creator on YouTube that make videos, livestreams, giveaways and more! Come and follow us on YouTube and Facebook!
Tacticool Wolfstorm has reached 116 subscribers
by Shabby hi February 28, 2022
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tacteams

Your average ro-operator with the balls the size of bowling balls. He does not care what others think about him and will say plenty of questionable stuff and blame it on tourettes.
i'm going to hang tacteams later today
by r_edteam June 19, 2022
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Fail Tactic

When a person or entity repeats the same thing over and over again unsuccessfully, expecting a positive outcome each time.
a tank rush noob getting pwned by rocket men in command and conquer 3, rather than realising the folly of their fail tactic they will continue to pump out as many tanks as possible expecting to win.

"tank rush = fail tactic"
by mynicknamerocks February 17, 2009
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