Counterfeit humans, attached to traumatic institutions of culture, and hierarchy, who are beholden to upholding the lies and the crimes, that those traumatic institutions were historically founded upon, because those institutions are the trauma addicts' only source of social and existential value.
The trauma addict zombies of the prestigious university - who went in disguise as normal students and staff - conspired against the minority target for the entire , four year length of her academic career - because they meant to uphold the racial hierarchy of undeserved white privilege, which is the toxic tradition of the nation, and thus, gain the material rewards of professional advancement for themselves. Immunebliss
by ancestaera August 27, 2020
Get the Trauma Addict Zombiesmug. The act of bragging, recounting, one-upping, about a traumatic life event - physical (i.e. road rash, bad cramps, etc.), medical emergency (anything from a splinter to a widowmaker heart attack), mental health related (“The cheese slid off my cracker in 20__”), major life event (someone you loved croaked or croaked themselves), or emotionally inflicted (from a breakup to being gang raped by a whole Archdiocese of priests and nuns), even bemoaning one’s racial plight and/or difficulties associated with their sexuality/gender identification/you-name-it.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
(Ned): “Did I tell you that I endured four weeks of chest pains before I had my heart attack, stroke, and Exploding Colon Syndrome?”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne July 14, 2025
Get the Trauma flexingmug. Noun:
The impulsive act of cutting one’s own hair, typically triggered by emotional distress or psychological turmoil, often resulting in undesirable, uneven, or irreparable outcomes. Trauma trimming is characterized by its reactive nature, where the individual seeks immediate relief or control through hair alteration, but ultimately experiences regret or dissatisfaction with the results.
The impulsive act of cutting one’s own hair, typically triggered by emotional distress or psychological turmoil, often resulting in undesirable, uneven, or irreparable outcomes. Trauma trimming is characterized by its reactive nature, where the individual seeks immediate relief or control through hair alteration, but ultimately experiences regret or dissatisfaction with the results.
In the throes of heartbreak, Mia succumbed to trauma trimming, hacking away at her once-lustrous hair until she was left with a jagged, unrecognizable mess that no stylist could salvage
by Evanjc84 April 17, 2025
Get the Trauma Trimmingmug. I was watching this porn and I was super into it, and then the sexy girl daisy taylor pulled out her trauma donger.
by Psyclipityclops July 11, 2025
Get the Trauma Dongermug. behavioral and psychological pathology, in which people who have experienced extremely traumatic events, and survived them, attempt to relive/re-enact the events with other people, thereafter, for the purpose of relieving themselves of the associated pain and suffering .
After their torturous period of enslavement ended, the former slaves, liberally and mindlessly adopted the culture and belief systems of their masters, and in a display of trauma-vomit, reduced their children and other subordinates, to exploitative toil in the fields.
by ancestaera February 8, 2020
Get the trauma-vomitmug. Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022
Get the Post Harry Potter Traumamug. The feeling of being rejected and treated so poorly, that the username "Drainer" is actually draining you, both thinking and dealing with said person.
"Man, i am Drainer-Traumatized, i am mentally unstable, worn out and emotionally a wreck, i will never date him or talk to him again."
by Jagbens August 8, 2023
Get the Drainer-Traumamug.