Traffic vibes 

When you get relentless, car shaking road head and you ejaculate on the roof.

Guy 1: Bro I was stuck in traffic and the next thing I know shes unzippin my pants. She starts suckin hard and the car starts shakin.
Guy 2: Traffic Vibes hard.
Guy 1: bro The roof of my car is white.

Traffic vibes by TwoGirlsInTheBack January 27, 2018

traffic jam 

When one person spreads their butt cheeks, while a second person deficates into the other's rectum.

At the sm club I tried a traffic jam for the first time.

traffic jam by Tuckin Fypos June 4, 2005

Traffic hour 

3:30-9:30

Don’t come over until after traffic hour.

Traffic hour by Traffichour January 11, 2018

traffic park

To drive in circles instead of parking, useful for if you don’t need to go anywhere but also don’t need to leave the car, like if you’re waiting on a friend.

Having traffic parked for 6 hours while my bros were playing pickup soccer, I lost not one minute of sleep knowing I was contributing to smog and gridlock. If you can’t find a spot, you can’t find a spot.

traffic park by zblumz April 18, 2011

Traffic Tetris 

When a dude cums on a girl's face.

I play Traffic Tetris on your mom's face

Traffic Tetris by blackisthelastthingyoullsee August 1, 2010

traffic self-management 

traffic management without the presence of traffic cops on the roads. Under such a system, drivers and pedestrians strictly obey the traffic rules, e.g. by following the traffic light system, as if there were traffic cops managing traffic.

Traffic self-management is like a hard nut to crack when it comes to implementing it.

traffic self-management by uttam maharjan December 12, 2010

traffic hot 

When a girl is only hot from the cleavage line up.

"Damn, trish is traffic hot!"
"What do you mean Ryan"
"Well chuck she looks hot from the tips of her tits up. The rest of her body is a mystery. But she's traffic hot."

traffic hot by CraftyPrattle December 10, 2013