Tom

Someone who is usually bad at every videogame they play and has a

small penis. They are usually gay/bi whether they admit it or not.

"maybe if Tom just got good we could finish this mission"

by Usernamejb December 2, 2019

Tom

A ray of sunshine on a rainy day, uses his charm and humour to lift your spirits and see perspective.
Intelligent and complicated, and can put his foot in it, tactless at times.

Once trust has been gained, a loyal friend for life, but cross him at your peril. You have been warned.
simply a good person to have around, hopefully always.

(Tom) ( thomas)

by Swalk December 3, 2011

tom

A verb that means to go to the bathroom. This was derived from a fiber supplement commercial in which three men went to the bathroom at the same time everyday (the supplement kept them "regular") and each day called out each others' names.

"I need to tom like a racehorse."

by Qaeto March 17, 2007

Tom

A person who calls out a lot from work.

I don't feel like going to work, so I am going to pull a Tom.

by Matt "Ben" Ryan April 15, 2012

Tomming

When a person punches themselves in the junk repeatedly due to the outcome of a sporting event.

I wonder if Tom can still father children after "tomming" himself all last night because of Cutler's performance.

by snobbig j November 18, 2009

Toms

Nice Butt

Wow, she has a pair of toms!

by axeboy1778 June 9, 2013

Tom

Tom. He is THE boy. The boy of ones dreams (well at least of MY dreams). Once you lay your eyes on him, there is no going back. Tom is the type that no matter how much you deny that you don't love him, is still always there. His smile shines your world and melts your heart. His personality warms your heart and makes you smile. When you are down, the thought of him alone makes you feel comforted. And just a glance of him gives you a whole roller coaster ride. Tom is the boy that you will always end up loving. He is the one, the one for ME. I LOVE YOU!

Someone: Where is Tom?
Me: In my heart and my mind.
I REALLY DO LOVE YOU!
Thomas Michael Goggin
Post Falls
CB

by Caramelob12 July 25, 2018