Too Smart

When the average person can't compete with your level of intelligence. It's a huge turn-on for a woman to have above average intelligence

She's way too smart, how am i supposed to get her to like me?

by GOD517 May 28, 2018

too fast

A state of being supremely fast in relation to all other entities in the known and unknown universe.

You can't catch me, I'm TOO FAST!

None can match me for I am TOO FAST!

by Ballyfon of the highest degree August 9, 2018

too rad to be sad

when you really are okay and don't want your friend to worry just because they read some urban dictionary meaning of the phrase above

1: ''hey, are you ok?''
2: *happy* ''yeah, too rad to be sad!''

by dominike April 30, 2020

too much beer

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Nne of the most unattainable things in the universe. This phrase should never be muttered.

Tucker - "I think I drank too much beer."
BIFF - "GTFO"

*Tucker has been vaporized*

by Uncle Choad April 22, 2007

too two

In colloquial Chinese, the adjective two (or 2) can sometimes mean bad, vulgar, absurd or any form of inappropriate behaviour.

If one were to interpret this way, "too two" would mean extremely unacceptable behaviour. It is a derogatory term in the worst sense. The term is very powerful due to its rhyme and other verbal effects it creates, use with care to the Asian population.

He who thinks the world is "too simple, sometimes naive" is too two.

by the.user.name.is.taken November 30, 2010

Too low for radio use

when you are awake but are all most completely useless to the outside world, in reference to blackberry smartphones battery too low for radio use feature.

person 1: hey man let go out to the bar tonight man!

person 2: cant man too low for radio use.

person 1: wow you really are a useless piece of shit

by kdub92 August 18, 2011

Too Beautiful

An anomaly where too much of a good thing is a bad thing.

"The waiter tripped, the cashier dropped the change, someone leaped over a shrub to hold a door, my date stuttered, I was asked for a business card while pumping gas, and while working out, a man blurted out he wanted me to know he's straight and no longer married. But nobody *really* tried to talk to me. Why?"

"You are Too Beautiful. Dumb it down."

by Ordinary Girl, Crazy World March 26, 2013