Behavioral threat

Oh? Is stalking and persistent harassment considered by the state to be a "BEHAVIORAL THREAT!?" Woooow!

Hym "Looks like it's almost like I'm responding to a behavior threat with a threat! Would you look at that! Well ok then. Remedy the sustained behavioral threat or I'll murder your kids. Hurry it up."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2025

Avengers Level Threat

An exaggerated response to a minor problem.

Mailman walks up to house

Dog: NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT

by rekcufrehtoM October 19, 2021

Triple threat

When a girl milks your prostate and gives you a blow job while drunk off whiskey.

Man1: Dude I was with you mom last night
Man2: fuck you dude
Man1: she gave me a triple threat

by Dirty Chaos June 24, 2017

Threat lungs

A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.

Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!

by FlameofUdeeznuts April 3, 2022

Empty threat from a finger gun

When someone threatens you with an imaginary godly punishment.

1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.

2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!

by Zombiewriter75 January 15, 2024

Triple Threat

A girl that gives good head, has good pussy, and does anal

"Saw this girl on Tinder that said she was a triple threat"

"Nice"

by BDPcommenter February 16, 2022

Triple Threat

When a guy takes a shit then jerks off while sitting on the toilet and takes a shower after.

Man I'm bored, I think I'm gonna go for a triple threat then take a nap.

by etCetera69 August 11, 2014