Harvard Shift

(Verb) The act of dealing drugs but using a large, old-fashion scale to trick your buyer out of the correct amount of drugs they intend to buy. Thus saving product and increasing profit.

*Not to be confused with the Harvard Trip

1. I gave my client the Harvard Shift, now I have extra product and money!

2. I think my piece of shit dealer just gave me the Harvard Shift...

by SSOBEHT August 3, 2014

Beaver shift

When a beaver goes out to collect wood during the day and when the sun goes down a different beaver comes out to collect wood and take the first beavers place.

When is my beaver shift?
Is the next beaver shift soon?

by [e-mail] September 3, 2016

Shift Loss

when a manager is unhappy with your performance, causing you to lose a shift

Manager: “Trey! I have had enough of you screwing all of our employees and stealing mountain dews out of the fridge! You are going to have to endure a shift loss!”

by veggiebowl04 January 3, 2023

shifting a wardrode

When a regular guy is slow dancing with a larger woman on the dance floor

Here mick , look at Murph shifting a wardrode

by spoofaRoof December 15, 2014

The Paradigm Shift

In a general sense, a change happening on a vast scale. A shift in the big picture, if you will.

Specifically "The Paradigm Shift" refers to a certain oft discussed and theorized shift in social groups concerning several different intersecting social circles. The Paradigm Shift did not happen within the originally proposed timeline of the spring of 2008, but new evidence has come to light suggesting that The Paradigm Shift may still be happening, just on a larger timeline and consisting of not exactly the same changes as earlier expected.

"The Paradigm Shift" may still come to manifest itself in the first quarter of 2009.

by DYSTLLBLV? January 26, 2009

reality shift

n. 1. the manifestation of objects appearing, disappearing, transforming and transporting. 2. changes in the way we experience time. 3. any sudden, abrupt alteration of physical reality with no apparent physical cause. 4. the source of synchronicity.

John discovered that his keys had experienced a reality shift. He found them right where he'd looked to begin with when he noticed they were missing -- in the very spot where he knew for sure they hadn't been, just a moment before.

by Cynthia Sue Larson September 5, 2003

dick shift

When one masturbates while driving a vehicle

"yo i pulled up to a stop light the other day and this dude was dick shiftin beside me."

by T READY August 20, 2009