Cat Martini

This is where you fill martini ingredients into a cat, then grab the cat by the tail and fling it round till it makes a martini.

Please don’t actually do this, not saying you would but some people are dumb.

Mr bond likes his Cat Martini’s flung into the sky, not shaken

by Fedora Stoat September 14, 2019

Dirty martini

When a woman has to do a hand stand and then spread her legs in a Y formation (like a martini glass) and the dude eats her ass. 😂😂💀

Bob: we did the dirty martini last night.
Joe: did it taste as good as it sounds
Bob: hell yes. That ass was delicious

by Byteasc1 April 8, 2019

martini glass

shape

nice martini glass anna!

by annablackwood September 27, 2020

Hot Dog Martini

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)

Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it

by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021

body martini

When you ejaculate and both semen and urine come out.

Guy 1:Dude I had sex with Becky last night!
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.

by THESYSTEMFAILED June 7, 2016

Xxx martini

A martini with 3 times the amount of olive juice compared to a dirty martini.

James Bond slapped the bartender after they game him a xxx martini because he hates olives.

by anonymous August 8, 2021

ghetto espresso martini

A mixed beverage with espresso ☕️ and baileys.

I'd like a ghetto espresso martini, please.

by Stellarspace March 26, 2023