A situation that sucks as bad as having to ingest a large amount of Lasagna with cock (penis) as the primary filler meat.
That mother fucker Ted didn't pay his bills again. Shit, guess I am going to have to eat cock lasagna again.
by jamesmay21 March 1, 2011

This term is often used by an Indian who is confused about his sexual desires. He watched to many of Katy Perry's "Bon Appétit" video. Now he's asking women all over the internet to send him lasagna nudes.
by I hate T Series November 19, 2018

by K1NGJUNK May 23, 2022

1. A very unspicy mild lasagna that sometimes tastes like mush
2. An insult directed towards artist of any media. The insult means that the artist’s work is bland, uninteresting, dull, uncreative, and just made for money.
2. An insult directed towards artist of any media. The insult means that the artist’s work is bland, uninteresting, dull, uncreative, and just made for money.
by RedMoth27 May 29, 2019

by laurbear May 29, 2020

When you put your spaghetti noodle in somones booty hole and give ‘em your special cheese then you spread marinara sauce all over to lather up the cheeks then after that add the booty flakes as seasoning with the meat and boom fresh lasagna all over ya cheeks
by Cheffgayrpeepee April 8, 2022

by Skeletor 1983 January 5, 2023
