smooth cave

The inside of a women's vagina. It was mentioned in The Odyssey.

Lisa, I wanna blow a load in your smooth caves.

by Eric Sai July 23, 2006

cave dating

"cave dating", "cave dater" or "dating in a cave" is a term meaning that you and your circle of friends tend to date people that are all in another circle of friends. It becomes as though you cannot escape dating this same other circle of friends...like a cave that you cannot find an exit to. Each friend seems to be connected to another friend...who's connected to another friend...and it never ends.

Often it feels like you are dating the same person over and over again and is extremely difficult to get out of. Unless you devastatingly break up with a native (one of the persons in the other circle of friends) in which case, no natives can touch you and you are exiled from the cave. Until you find a new cave...

Mike, Cory, Stephen, and Greg are all friends. Kelsey, Natalie, and I were each dating one of them. When Natalie and Cory broke up, she started dating Stephen. We're all going to be cave dating them for a long time.

Bree: "Kyle asked me out last night."
Gabby: "You need to get out of that cave, honey"
Bree: "I know, I've been cave dating this whole year."

by ohmygawditsgabx April 5, 2009

Cave Carrot

A penis that's long enough to enter ones own rectum.

"There's something brown on my cave carrot"

by Rory Thomas May 25, 2023

doodoo cave

A more colorful term for butt hole or anus. It can also be used as an insult.

"Why does my breath smell like crap?"
"Because I rubbed your toothbrush on my doodoo cave."

"Why did you eat my last ice cream sandwich?"
"Because you're a doo doo cave who does not deserve such a tasty treat."

by HØØt March 19, 2010

Chat Cave

A very gay place where people really love toilets and Lana Del Rey

You want to join Chat Cave so bad

by Chat Cave August 18, 2023

Scott Caving

Descending into a self-indulgent vacuous state of existence, shafting all your friends drugs into your anus (caving), delaying their high, for your own personal gain.

He said he'd be here like 2 hours ago! He's Scott Caving all over our lives...

by Avolition July 10, 2011

Cave Nazi

Taliban fighter, thet live in caves and they are fascists just like the nazis = Cave Nazi

Get that Apache ready, we got us some Cave Nazi(s) to kill!

by Pinkman122345 November 21, 2010