Netflix Syndrome

A chronic condition where one is unable to make a definitive decision when presented with an abundance of options.

Alvin: What would you like to eat? Chinese, Italian, Indian, Sushi, Mexican, Tex-Mex...

Dani: I don't know! There are too many options. You decide for me.

Alvin: You are officially diagnosed with Netflix Syndrome.

by arfy900 June 4, 2016

Kickstarter Syndrome

When you are promised something amazing, and encourage/work/pay to make it happen, but are really numb to the probability that it's inevitably going to be a let down, or not come to fruition at all.

Kickstarter Syndrome defined:

Person A: Did you see the new Kickstarter for Megamanolamarama?
Person B: Yea! I'm already a $100 tier backer!
Person A: Me too! AWESOME!

- Scenario A -
Release day: Person A & B: This game... sucks! Why did we back it again?

-Scenario B-
Person A as an old man: Remember when we gave money to some people online to make something cool we could experience?

Person B as an old man: Yea we were stupid back then weren't we?

by ApplesPotatoGardner July 26, 2016

Shaking Syndrome

Shaking syndrome is something that occurs after you send a risky text , or receive a text that makes you nervous. The symptoms are severe shaking and shivering that lasts for a long time.

The disease was first discovered by M.B. And K.R.

Katie, he’s typing I acc have shaking syndrome .

by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 19, 2020

Beirut Syndrome

A condition in which civilians develop a psychological alliance with a politician although they know he’s corrupt and harming them and their loved ones.

How can you still defend this corrupt politician after all he’s done? You’re surely a victim of the Beirut Syndrome!

by Fletchergull August 5, 2020

Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.

I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

by The Gulath Clan March 7, 2019

Sylvana

Sylvana is one of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. She is very independent and is great at solving problems. She is incredibly athletic and tries her best at everything she does. She has the most beautiful eyes and smile and although small, is extremely beautiful. She has a beautiful voice and a great attitude for everything she does. What a great gal.

“Wow that girl is really fast”
“Yeah her name is Sylvana”
“Banana?”
“No. Do not call her banana or she will get mad”

by Apple&Bananas November 14, 2018

Syskey

The SAM Lock Tool on a Windows computer. Used to lock your Master Boot Record, thus preventing you from logging in to the computer without the password. Used mainly by tech support scammers when they get mad at you.

Scammer: "So you will not pay me? I will syskey your dextop!"

by Scam Buster November 11, 2016