Reindeer Shmigma

The shit that an un-circumcised reindeer leaves on your roof after take-off. Usually looks like uncooked quaker oats and smells like fucking rot cheese. Best found on Christmas morning.

Uncle Yogurt: "Damn, I like Santa and all, but this reindeer shmigma shit is gonna have to fucking stop!"

Marge: "Yep"

by The Bangkok Project January 9, 2008

smigger

A smurf who talks shit.

U best watch out fo i bust a cap in ur ass bitch.

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

smiggle

When you smack someone with both hands at once, one on each side of the face, in a smothering motion. Is a huge insult to someone as it makes them look like an idiot, especially if they lose their breath and gasp.

Dude! did you see Charlie Bucket smiggle Willy Wonka!? That was nuts!

by Pete "Meat" December 21, 2007

shmiggle

To masterbate

Damn, I walked in on him while he was shmigglin'

by The Butterfly November 3, 2002

shmigleyshmoop

a beautiful woman

a weener

a retarded young person

Damn... Check out that shmigleyshmoop!

Ohh crap my shmigleyshmoop hurts real bad...

Jimmy and i are going to beat some shmigleyshmoops to death with a magamack.

by Justin Fo sho dmoney March 1, 2005

Smigget

A miniscule amount of air that breaks the mucus barrier of a nostril flowing through the nasal cavity through the wind pipe and into the lungs when desperately trying to breath while a person has the common cold. (or uncommon cold)

I'm soooo clogged up I can't even get a smigget of air through my nose.

by Netty Pot March 3, 2010

smigent

A short time frame, or object

I'll talk to you in a smigent

by whiptcream21 August 30, 2010