Striking Texas Tea

While doing your girlfriend, she unexpectedly starts her period.

John was drilling his girlfriend when suddenly he found himself striking texas tea. However, this did not help out his financial status.

by WickedPoptaht October 22, 2008

Skroking

The act of having sex with a chick while she has a stroke. Common practice is to have the girl on top and let her stroke motions drive the sexual organs.

Bro! Me and this babe ended up skroking for a good 5 minutes before she died!

by Joshualuelue September 24, 2011

Ego Stroking

The act of masturbating to ones own image

"What a narcissist. I heard his little brother caught him ego stroking!"

by Cody Persun March 22, 2009

short stroking

Stroking a small penis.

Dane was humiliated after he was caught short stroking in public.

by AGTheRanter November 9, 2013

stoking the fire

Contraction of a saying which refers to businesslike sex with a girl who is not facially attractive.

"You don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire."

by ninjabadger May 24, 2004

Stroking up

When you have a stroke

Hey man, Stalin died from stroking up

by dootmrskeltal March 20, 2019

Stooking

When two people simultaneously masturbate while unknowingly thinking of each other.

"I totally spanked it while thinking about you last night."
"Oh my god, what time was that?"
"About...11:45"
"Weird, we were totally Stooking each other, cuz I was thinking of you while I rubbed one out!

by ThaDuke September 18, 2012