triangle

The most boring instrument in the world. Really.

It only takes about 1 or 2 seconds to play something on the triangle. After that, you've completely mastered the instrument. Congrats.

by SomeBadJoke August 8, 2006

Strangle the Dangle

Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.

Brb, I'm gonna go strangle the dangle.

by DaBigs11 July 8, 2009

Triangle tits

When someone's nipples show through their shirt, but just their nipples, not the rest of their boobs, and they look like sticks or triangular prisms under their shirts. Mostly seen on women in many 1940s and '50s movies.

Mary's shirt was so thin, you could see her triangle tits.

by Mattymona May 9, 2014

strangle your cat

the act of strangling and killing some good pussy (not literally)

“Hey girl, let me strangle your cat

by apricotes February 20, 2018

Fuzzy Triangle

Refers to the triangular shape of untamed pubic hair on a female.

DU's are a bunch of women with fuzzy triangles between their legs.

by Vick Ramalot February 14, 2006

Horseshoe Wrap With A Triangle Tap

An otherwise hairless woman who, when naked, reveals a large path of hair from top of the ass crack, up through the front of the crotch, ending in a gigantic bush.

Steve: that woman is beautiful.
Mike: Not even. Look at that horseshoe wrap with a triangle tap. DISGUSTING.

by Wife of Custos December 23, 2008

Red headed strangler

A red headed strangler is a scary guy with red clown hair on the sides yet bald on top. A red headed strangler has large hands and hangs out at laundry mats. Often seen with a creepy flashlight on a hat and lots of safety pins and keys.

Omg, babe! There's the red headed strangler! He is so scary!

by Seaweed the Rapper April 2, 2015