strategic

(adjective) In business, an unnecessary modifier used to add gravitas and authority to a statement everyone knows to be complete bullshit. To be engaged in, expressing, or based on incompetence rather than knowledge.

We've taken a strategic decision to close the local fire department ahead of the dry season.
Building a wall between us and Mexico is a strategic priority.

by Sleepy Gonzales April 19, 2018

Fender Strat

Short for Fender Stratocaster, this guitar was designed in the late 1950s by Leo Fender. It's traditional American design and wide range of sound leave it to be popular still today. Debate still surrounds whether the Fender Stratocaster or the Gibson Les Paul are the greatest of all guitars.

"I just picked up a sweet Fender Strat from the local Guitar Center."

by Rooster_St_Paddy November 25, 2007

Strahd

the Lord of Barovia,an ancient vampire necromancer who
made a dark pact in order to possess his brother's wife, Tatyana

I, Strahd, Lord of Barovia

by Lord Strahd February 5, 2010

Strategic Shaving

Wearing distressed jeans and shaving only where skin is visible through the holes.

Yeah I went to this pool party after strategic shaving and kept having to explain smooth patches on my otherwise scruffy legs.

by GoMeat! March 8, 2011

stratactical

A combination of strategic and tactical concepts in which a core long-term "strategic" plan is the base, but based on the current environment "tactical" changes can be made to enhance the overall performance. When short-term conditions are negligent things revert back to strategic model

In the current volatile market environment, the best approach to investment would one that is stratactical

by ibremo July 13, 2011

stratford slide

When in a pool with a hot girl, one slides her bathing suit over to finger bang her.

Courtney looked like she was talking to Kevin, but really he pulled a Stratford Slide on her.

by TheManFromNantucket September 30, 2015

stmath

an ancient torture method used by teachers who had no hearts. you had to complete math questions for a shitty penguin (jiji) to go somewhere. jiji could not fucking do it herself, couldnt walk, couldnt jump. she was an absolute bitch who everyone despised. many victims of it such as i have described it as "an endless torture of math and idiot ass penguings named jiji" when you completed a level you would hear the highest pitch ding that blinded everyone within a 1,000,000,000,000 mile radius

teacher : alright kids let's do stmath
kids : no we did stmath yesterday
teacher : oh, you're doing more today
kids : fucking destroy the entire building who

by averygayman April 22, 2021