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Stonker

When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022
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Hook, line and sinker

A phrase stated after something/someone has been easily fooled or lured in. It has its roots in fishing lingo, referring to a fish having fallen for the bait easily; swallowing the hook, the fishing line, and the sinker along with it.
I jus' put out a sign this mornin' readin', 'BABY HOGGS 4 SALE CHEEP. CAWT WILD YESTIDDY'. Boy, I ain't neva' seen so many folks come runnin' to the ranch! Leetle did they know I breed them hawgs muhself. Tee hee! Hook, line and sinker! Haw haw!
by phurtive July 2, 2011
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Sticker Anxiety

When you have one or more stickers that you love so much, that you can't bring yourself to put anywhere in fear that you will waste your stickers.
Ashley: Josh, I really love that Hello Kitty sticker book with over 100 stickers you got me, but Now I have no idea where to put them. You can't just waste stickers that cute!
Josh: They're stickers....you have over 100 of them....put them anywhere and everywhere.
Ashley: I can't! I have sticker anxiety!
by AnimeAsh June 29, 2011
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stinkrape

Pronunciation: \ˈstiŋk-rāp\
Function: noun

1 : the act of applying an offensive-smelling substance to the fingers and placing them under the victim's nose.
2 : the act of subjecting another to an offensive odor

Function: transitive verb

1 : to commit stinkrape on
When Daniel passed out, he left himself vulnerable to stinkrape by his friends.

The New York City subway system is rife with stinkrape in the summer months.

The wedding guest who defecated in his pants during the reception stinkraped the other guests.
by C-Waffle July 27, 2009
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stinkbridge

in both sexes, the area between the genitals and the anus.
(After a sex marathon) Man, I think I tore my stinkbridge
by Jes June 19, 2005
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Stickerbrush Symphony

A song from the game Donkey Kong Country 2. It is consistently claimed to be one of the best Donkey Kong Country songs ever.

Except you spelled it wrong! It's officially "StickerBUSH Symphony"!
Person 1: I'm listening to Stickerbrush Symphony right now.

Person 2: You mean Sticker"bush" Symphony?

Person 1: That's how it's spelled?

Person 2: Yep.
by Obliveal August 20, 2019
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throat stinger

Some sort of drink that stings your throat. Like a coke or monster energy drink. Hey kathy. Let's go grab a throat stinger. Hey dude. I really need a throat stinger. Lol
by jayjormom April 8, 2015
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