statisticock

Coming from the latin status cokkus. Meaning mathematician's PHAT DONGG

e.g: Yo I sucked my professor's statisticock last night, that shit was massive

by CunTpoRN1234567890 October 15, 2019

fakebook status

when a fake status is published on facebook to create an idea to the online community that you're doing something that you're actually not.
it's typically used to further and backup a lie told
to a parent/significant other/ friend or even enemy.

i need to update a fakebook status so my mom
doesn't catch me at this party.

My girlfriend thinks I'm with my grandma so i posted a fakebook status to confirm it.. I hope she doesn't find out I'm really getting her a surprise bday present.

by yoooollam October 20, 2009

Chain Status

A status post on facebook that asks you to copy and re-post as your status. Similar to chain email and letters.

Example: It is "I love my daughter" week. If you have a daughter that you love more than you can describe then re-post this as your status.

I refuse to post a chain status.

by winelvr January 16, 2011

naked status

A status on Facebok that no one likes or comments on, occasionally leaving the person sad and on the verge of suicide

Tim: Did you see how i got a new computer?
Dave: Yeah i did, wasn't it that naked status?
Tim: Don't remind me!

by aza333 June 29, 2011

Wone Social Status

Being really sus or dogging the boys

Person 1: You hear about that Nibba Kevin with the Centrelink Sausages
Person 2: Ayo yeah g he's a bit of a sus yubba eh got that Wone Social Status
Person 1: Ahh true god G

by Musiman May 31, 2018

Statistics

An excuse for your teams shortcummings in big games.

Me: told you Boise would beat your asses
Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)
Me: YOU STILL LOST
months later..
Me: Stanford will clobber you
same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win
days later...
Me: told you so
same fan: well statistics show.....
Me: jesus christ

by 87fan October 8, 2011

A Gladnick Status

A status update on facebook that is widely popular and can get over 150 likes, even from people the poster doesn't know. The original status was "Girls who smoke cigarettes......... thats disgusting", and recieved 162 likes, and 95 comments. That day was amazing.

this one might be a gladnick status!

no way man, you wont get 15 likes

by girlswhosmokecigarrettes June 19, 2010