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love staple

A love staple is a love square except one set of people is not in love with each other.
Aaron hooked up with Dee who is in love with Jay who keeps texting Becca, but there's nothing going on with Aaron and Becca. It was a love staple!
by G-Mike P June 2, 2008
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Staplehurst

A person with (if male) a large penis, (or if female) a total bitch.
Oh you can tell he's a Staplehurst.
Ye you can also tell that she's a Staplehurst, lets walk away before she sees us
by orkhive October 24, 2009
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Staple Gun

The term used by guys when describing to their friend how they were brutally rejected by a girl they just spent a lot of money on.

Note: Most guys that get staple gunned have very bad taste in WHAT to spend that money on.
Dude! I can't believe it! I take her out the WWF final match, and she staple guns me in front of everyone! I... I feel so betrayed!
by TheEyes629 October 19, 2010
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sapless

When a guy cannot produce cum. A nickname guys use.
Max is so sapless!
by ubdick August 16, 2014
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Stafford Tower Staplegun

When having intercourse one must repeatedly throw assorted kitchen instruments and rotten food stuffs towards the woman
I gave her a stafford tower staplegun, she loved it,
by Tetley12 October 26, 2011
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Lynchland Stables

By definition - an amazing place to let your horse be a horse. A place where your horse gets to run jump and play, and doesn't have to have his tail blow dried or his hooves painted. A place where ponies jump over coops, logs and oxers with complete abandon.
Lynchland Stables is to horses, as Disneyland is to humans.

My horse thought he was in pony heaven, but he was at Lynchland.
by Bones's mom February 3, 2010
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The Stapleton Hormone

Usually triggered by the cancerous sound of Chris Stapleton’s voice, it releases into ones prefrontal cortex gradually over the course of each song played. Eventually, it dulls the person’s decision making skills to the point in which all that they can think about is how utterly satisfying homocide would be.
Tennessee Whiskey? Yeah I choked my cousin Bobby Joe last week while listening to that song. The police let me off the hook when I told them I just had a high concentration of The Stapleton Hormone in my brain.
by It’s the sweet 1 May 16, 2018
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