splintertilla

A tortilla chip corner that breaks off in your mouth and lodges itself into your gums; a tortilla chip splinter. If left untreated, a splintertilla may migrate upward to infect grey matter and impair brain function related to sensory and motor stimulus. Or is that because of the 4 margaritas you just gulped down? Whatever. Splintertillas suck.

Oh! Noooo! I just got a splintertilla!

Hey! Slow down on those chips, pal! Do you want to get a splintertilla?

I was laid up all last week. Splintertilla. It almost killed me.

by Moonpie Feedbag June 20, 2010

Splinter Cell'd

The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.

Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."

Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."

Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."

by Rolemodel05 October 8, 2010

splinter cell

1. A miserably failed attempt at copying Metal Gear Solid.

2. A game with horribly bad AI due to the fact that people dont notice Sam and his giant billboard forehead.

Man they released another stealth game but it was a total splinter cell.

by Jebbedo May 4, 2009

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

Splintercourse

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.

His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.

by Tinylynne74 March 9, 2017

Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

Sprintermittent

Sprinting intermittently

Joe: My controller is sprintermittent and only sprints some of the times (Joe is very sad)

by Goldenboy8678 July 19, 2017