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what the smurf

can be used when mad and dont want to get in touble for cusing.Also can be used to be sweet like me
teacher:sit down for the 45th time
you:what the smurf did u say to me?
teacher:sit down
you:go smurf a smurfing smurf
by zimbobaway lou July 25, 2008
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Smurf Coke

Adderall 10 milligram pills, most often crushed and snorted in a semblance of cocaine, with an upper effect slightly resembling the same.
"Dude, I totally conned my psychiatrist into giving me a script for smurf coke."
by Lindicimadelaciudad February 23, 2008
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Smurf Poo

Plain and simple, 'Blu Tack'.
office clerk:"could you pass me the Smurf Poo please?, i need to stick some pictures to the wall."
colleague:"sure!, here you go"
by Skinuss May 18, 2008
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Purple Smurf

I was watching little people big world and i saw the mom on the show, she was so hot that i wanted to purple smurf her
by Turtleshit33 January 8, 2011
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smurf turf

A phrase that people outside of Boise use to refer to Boise State's famous blue fieldturf.

People who live in Boise or people who claim to be BSU football "fans" that use the phrase are either A) not actual Bronco fans, or are B) bandwagon fans that jumped on after the Fiesta Bowl win (the 'A' type of fan also applies here).
"Can you believe that guy down at Buster's referred to Bronco Stadium as 'the smurf turf'? We kicked his ass out of the bar for that garbage."
by HTC February 5, 2008
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Smurfed

To get slapped across the cheeks by a penis till they turn blue.
OMG, his cheecks are blue, he has been 'Smurfed'!
by Matthew B December 5, 2004
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Papa Smurf

A little blue fuck that likes to have his ass licked by bitches.
Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?
Yeah, lick my ass, bitch!
by Tonysharp5643 October 7, 2010
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