Spome

To "have a spome" is to stimulate one's prostate gland, thus bringing on what is commonly known as an "arse orgasm".

Nathan: Bro I just got back from Hornsby Hospital and I snapped the frenulum on my cock. I can't wank for 2 weeks.
Maddo: Just have a spome man.

by Dewy Motherfuckkerrrrrr August 22, 2009

spummer

Someone who is consistently lame or flaky.

My boyfriend blew off our date to hang out with his mom again. He's such a spummer.

by 3008-3007 October 20, 2008

Spummer

When a year has a short spring and summer, it becomes condensed and is called a spummer.

We got ripped off this year, there was no full spring or summer. It was a condensed spummer.

by checkitoutnow August 27, 2009

Soumendu

A funny, goofy looking Commissioner's son who wants to have a face like Shah Rukh Khan and a body like Hrithik Roshan.

Soumendu Das at the Illinois Institute of Technology

by paco April 9, 2005

Spumf

A midgets cum

I got spumf in my eye

by Hoji12 December 4, 2015

spumpy

my life

you look spumpy

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

Asti Spumante

Italian slang for persons rear end, behind, or butthole

If anybody messes with the Falcone family they'll get it up the Asti Spumante (must be spoken using your best Robert De Niro voice

by Dizzy Asian January 15, 2015