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titty spitting

The act of shooting milk out of your tits. (i.e., Breastfeeding.)
"Don't mind me I'm just titty spitting the baby."
by horribadderson March 4, 2018
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Dummy spitting scale

DSS for short. The DSS is a scale of people's tantrum level from 1 to 10.
"Karen" blew her lid she was a solid 9/10 on the Dummy spitting scale
by Yogidogibear September 3, 2019
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Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.
I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...
by Pokchop March 5, 2022
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Money splitting

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

or

She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

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Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

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Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
by RogetsCreasedThesaurus July 1, 2023
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Captain chair splitting

While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.
Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.
by Purple nurble February 8, 2022
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Spitting Earworm

When you fuck someone with earstretches, and the moment your about to jizz put it through the ear and let it all explode in their face.
This douchebag performed a Spitting Earworm on me and got stuck in my stretch with his penis piercing
by Shady Viking July 19, 2014
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spitting straight fire

When someone starts hating on prom committee's decisions.
Did you see Michael's post? He was spitting straight fire!
by Cheezwizzzz February 28, 2017
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