scrattle

when your balls are hot and swampy, and glued to your thigh, say from a long and vigorous game of monopoly, stand and thrust your hips forward and backward violently causing your sack to sway and air out a little

Etymology: scrotum + rattle = scrattle

"hang on a sec- i've got to scrattle...ok. damn that felt good"

by Roto Thompson January 14, 2008

Spatter

To spray ones toilet bowl with diarea, sometimes incurring splash back onto cheeks of ass

Dam someone just sprayed spatter all over the bowl

by bird_man11 June 27, 2005

splatter ass

the realising of large amounts of liquid defication that is spewed forth from the anus. see diarhea,squirts, hershey squirts, poo

After eating that burrito I had the worst case of splatter ass.

by Miguel January 4, 2004

ass splatter

The spray painting of one's bowels on the backside of a toilet bowl and underside of toilet seat.

Man, I went to the public restroom and there was some serious ass splatter on the toilet. So I took a piss instead.

by piratemaxx February 15, 2009

chocolate shotgun splatter

The brown speckles left on the public toliet seat after a good projectile dump.

Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter

by jvermin December 28, 2007

scratter

Carrying all one's possessions around in a designer carrier bag and never bringing something to sleep in when staying away from home.

Look at that scratter who has managed to fit everything she owns into a <insert designer here> bag.

by katini June 24, 2004

Sprant

Is the past tense of the word Sprint. I sprant.

I did not sprint nor did I go for a run. I sprant.

I have just had a sprant

by Pinny999 June 24, 2009