Splunt

The Ultimate insult.
Splunting is when you snob someone,
a splunt is a Bitch or Slag, splunted is angry or annoyed and if you yell SPLUNT its bad..

You Splunted me at lunch....
You Splunt...
Holy Splunt

by Various People at USHS December 26, 2005

spontaneous

To come without warning and for no reason.

Bloke 1: "I just did a spontaneous"
Bloke 2: "eww man, in my bed?"

by MaxS June 17, 2008

Spunt

A combination of the words spud and cunt. A person who is both ineffective and not nice to be around.

Mate I'm sick of Johnno, he's a total spunt.

by BigNuts87 January 7, 2016

Scounting

/ˈskoundiNG/ (Verb)

The act of helping your accounting friend find a lady/ romance/ some action

The holiday party is coming up. we need to start scounting the other departments to find AJ a lady.

by Accounting guy November 24, 2014

Shit spout

The body cavity also know as the "anus."

John allowed Mary to put her finger in his shit spout on Prom night.

by Charlie Doherty December 11, 2010

Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.

Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.

by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014

spunt

1. terminated; used up; cashed (Adj.)

Hey man, this bowl is spunt. Do you have anymore weed?

by Johnny Cashed May 14, 2009