Spoon

what your friends do at 5 in the morning when they are incredibly drunk

dude pj, wanna spoon with me

by Jordan January 4, 2004

Spoon

A person that enjoys stirring the pot and causing drama between other people.

To be a shit stirrer

“I heard that Caitlin said she hated you because you were a stuck up bitch.”
“Storm, stop being such a spoon! She didn’t say that.”

by Queerdo123 December 10, 2017

Spoon

(n.) Refers to the act of being a mentally disabled, stupid, and/or silly cunt.

You're smoking your cigarette from the filter, you fucking spoon!

You are such a stupid sooon! You forgot the lighter, again.

by Bert Igermann August 3, 2018

spooning

the sexual way of cuddling.

tom:yo steve me and my girl were spooning
last night

steve: aye dawg go for it

by gayassshit September 9, 2018

spoon

1. Metal, curved silverware, commonly used for eating cereal.

2. A substitute for an interjection like "Ohh yeah!" or "Woo hoo!"

1. Jimmy, get that spoon out of your anus!

2. I just passed my urine test, SPOON!

by Weirdboyscott January 7, 2003

Spoons

A game that three or more good friends would play in any dangerous gangsta populated city (Ex: Detroit). You drive really fast down a street and find a suitable black target. Yell "nigger!" as you drive past them and throw your spoon at them. If you hit them you get to drive away safely. If you miss you have to get out of the car and get the spoon.

*Spoon must be metal

*Anyone can play, even darkies

Johnny: Hey Billy, let's go play spoons!!!

Billy: Alright, I'm high as fuck but let's do it.

Johnny: Yeah, I fuckin' hate niggers!

by Nuck666 February 12, 2010

spoon

to kiss.

Oh, that is an old definition from a standard dictionary. If you like watching old movies this is probably what they mean.

She had nice gams, but the moll also had a look in her eye that told me this was no time to spoon.

by Denonotative March 24, 2004