spoon

1. A utensil that you use to eat food with.
2. A very fun thing to use to poke people with.
3. A weapon used to gouge out an enemy's eyes with.

I poke badgers with spoons!

by Urban Dictionary May 18, 2005

spoon

a device used to smoke weed

thats a phat spoon

by mch May 23, 2003

Spooning

A non-sexual embrace which provides the most intimate bonds between lovers and friends. This can be between same or different sex( but men are better at spooning).

Matt, Christian, and Gray all spooned in the same bed at Winter Weekend, but they're not gay...there was no "man sex' involved...no penetration.

by "The Yellow Dart" & "Sir Spoon-A-Lot" May 24, 2003

spoon

The word "spoon" is a racial slur originating from italian immigrants in the NY and NJ areas in the early 1900's. "Spoon" refers to the characteristic shape of a black's nose, as well as the reflection of black skin off a well-polished spoon.

See also moulinyan

Leroy was considering implanting a spoon in place of his broken nose, because his wife broke their only mirror.

by Italian Stallion March 6, 2005

spooning

the most intense ninja fight you can have with a spoon.

Cam and Sam and an intense spooning session .... Cam had bruises

by !@#%$@%$@# January 29, 2009

spoons

A game where an unsuspecting person is challenged to a contest, where large heavy desert spoons are placed between the teeth and turns are taken to hit your opponent on the back of the head with said spoon using only the power of the mouth and neck, untill one of the competitors gives up. However a 3rd person, an associate of the challengee stands behind the unsuspecting player and belts him im time with a 3rd spoon in time with the 'hits' of the real opponent

'Hey we played spoons with Mike yesterday.'
'Cool.'
'Yeah he has brain damage now.'

by Gimli, son of Gloin. May 21, 2006

spoon

Lying "like spoons. ," "spoon like" in nature.", Resembling two spoons,one against the other.

"I can't wait to go lie down and spoon with my Lorelei!"

People are fairly shocked, usually, when I tell them my kitty, Lorelei, with whom I have an extremely strong bond,waits for me to come snuggle under the covers at night so we can spoon together! Yes, she ACTUALLY curls herself into a "C" shape and backs up into my tummy,as I then put my arm around her! I'm SO LUCKY &BLESSED!

by All the good names r taken May 21, 2020