Spoon

a name to call someone if they've done something stupid or silly.

"I've just left my coffee on top of my car; I'm a spoon."
"That spoon has just dropped his keys in a puddle."
"She boarded the wrong train, how could she be such a spoon?"

by musicalanomalie November 30, 2016

Spoon

That guy that eats everything

He's such a spoon

by Proof!! March 6, 2017

Spoon

Another word for idiot. Examples include: Mumbo Jumbo.

Ugh, he is a total spoon.

by Toby Forsyth December 17, 2017

Spoon

An eating utensil used to eat Ben and jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice cream when you're alone on a Saturday.

"Grandma I need a spoon"

by BAJCFB May 3, 2018

Spoon

Another term used to describe typically a high school/ secondary school student who is a "goody two shoes" or a "teachers pet". This use of the term originates from Hadleigh High School in Suffolk England.

"Wow she is being such a spoon"
"Look at *Name* spooning the teacher"

by Guilhem991 February 6, 2018

Spoon

Total moron

John: YOU'RE A SPOON, JAMESON!
Jameson: k

by Johnathan_Smith May 9, 2018

Spoon

An insult that can also be used for anything. It does not mean anything.

‘Don’t be such a spoon.’

by dOnt Be So cHIldIsh June 1, 2018