spooginer

noun (spoo-gin-er): a girl with the potential to get spooge inside of her. variant- spoogilicious

She's totally a spooginer. She's not really good looking, but I don't know why everyone, including myself still wants to tag that shit.

by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007

Spoozing

A hybrid of shopping and pub crawl. Also known as a man's way to tolerate Christmas shopping by injecting booze into the scenario.

Later today I'm going spoozing with a buddy of mine, hopefully we don't get arrested.

by Ricky "The Dick" December 21, 2010

spooli

To “keep it spooli” is to keep it tight or on the down low, as if the subject or object was tightly wound on a spool.

John: ay did you hear Patrick is sleeping with Diane, jus keep it spooli cuse he doesn’t want anyone finding out.

by Jazz raptor June 6, 2018

Spoofin

if some chaps chattin pure shite, he is what is known as spoofin

“did you know my dad was in the ra”
“quit spoofin will ye”

by woahimcleveraflol May 14, 2020

spoofing

When you fall on a soft surface

"After a long day, spoofing on your bed feels so good", ''I'm sorry I broke your sofa, I just spoofed on it''

by yuh it's angie April 24, 2021

Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.

Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me

by k. jordan February 25, 2009

Anti-spooning

The act of where two people in a bed either are facing each other or facing away from each other so as to not be able to spoon.

Come on face the other way we can't spoon when you're facing me. Why do you want to be anti-spooning?

by Salvatore1 March 26, 2011