solking

means something dangerous

this is to solking,,;

by aj ro May 11, 2018

Spokane Whoopee Cushion

As you are downstairs giving some oral satisfaction to your lady-friend, get nose deep in her snatch and start blowing air into her deep, deep gulch. When she pulls away, punch her in the stomach and when she queefs, yell, “Spokane Whoopee Cushion!”

Donna left Aleksandr because he wouldn’t stop giving her Spokane Whoopee Cushions.

by Captain Neckbeard Esq III June 27, 2019

spoken salami

a type of salami that's very old and moldy (don't recommend eating it)

gordon: right, so crazy hamburger is horrible but some people prefer diarrhea. to make the crazy hamburger, what you're gonna want first is spoken salami, to tell if your salami is spoken you wanna lift up like this in *vomits*. now next, you want to give your sidewalk and shoulders, these are a little hard to get but if you want a true crazy hamburger it's what you're gonna have to use. now finally, dice the sidewalk anchovies.
cheeky: *farts*
gordon: what?
also gordon when he notices cheeky: BLOODY FUCKING HELL IT'S SZEMTELEN MANO FROM THE HIT GAME VESZTESEG

by tomakethecrazyhamburger October 21, 2022

Reverse Spock Finger Rub

A fingering technique used on women. Women are bent over while the middle and ring finger are inserted while the pinky rubs on the clit.

I gave her that good Reverse Spock Finger Rub.

Hey bro lemme tell you about the Reverse Spock Finger Rub.

by The Cherokee December 26, 2019

Mr Spock

The act of inserting two fingers into the vagina but then instead of inserting only one finger into the anus you insert two. Live long and prosper my friends!

The last thing she heard before I gave her a Mr Spock was live long and prosper my friends!

by Greg Toland November 2, 2022

spockshocka

An erotic sex act invented by the small time ballas, which should be practiced on hot babes. Similar to the original shocker, only the ring finger gets to get in on the action. To perform the spockshocka, insert your pinky and ring finger into her anus. Then insert your middle and index finger into her vagina. Last, use your thumb to tickle in the middle.

"He gave me the spockshocka until I came, jamming all four fingers into both my holes."

by Sir Bizzle D Perv January 19, 2008

spokesbeard

A bewhiskered male representative of a group (often religion-related although might apply to any group where shaving is outlawed/unusual) acting as a spokesperson for media purposes.

Mohyeldeen Mohammed, a spokesbeard for “The Volunteers” group which organised the demo, said:

"If this will be allowed to continue in the end it will be too late. Then we’ll get a September 11th and a June 7th on Norwegian soil. This is not a threat, but a warning."

Source: MediaWatchWatch

by bluematt March 8, 2010